He would loan money to some customers so they could finally pay your invoices.
He would give your vendors/suppliers an IOU for product.
He would cut your employee’s wages in half in exchange for job security, thereby “saving” those jobs.
He would give away money to new customers so they would hopefully buy something from you.
He would completely piss off 52% of your customers who WERE paying their bills.
He would meet with your competitors and sign agreements not to compete anymore, getting nothing in return.
He would speak no more and ban the use of certain words, like “sale” “good customers” and that really dirty one, “profit”.
He would bring the competition in, show them around, so they would like us and know we mean them no harm.
He would have unlimited stock offerings, diluting the shares to worthless pieces of paper.
He would count the new hires at customers and vendors as jobs “HE” created.
He would remove all signs and stop all advertising so we don’t seem like braggadocios cowboys.
He would turn over a key territory to your biggest competitor as a sign of goodwill.
He would cancel certain patents and trademark rights you held, you know, to be fair.
He would change your invoice terms to 0% 10, net 365.
He would announce that we are no longer the lone supplier of your product, please go somewhere else, so do not rely on us.
He would visit your customers and apologize for taking advantage them in the past.
He would turn over the writing of a new policy manual to a stupid, vapid, lemir-eyed dunce of a woman.
Please add some of your own below. Please use the same format. I will eliminate duplications.
He would loan money to some customers so they could finally pay your invoices.
He would give your vendors/suppliers an IOU for product.
He would cut your employee’s wages in half in exchange for job security, thereby “saving” those jobs.
He would give away money to new customers so they would hopefully buy something from you.
He would completely piss off 52% of your customers who WERE paying their bills.
He would meet with your competitors and sign agreements not to compete anymore, getting nothing in return.
He would speak no more and ban the use of certain words, like “sale” “good customers” and that really dirty one, “profit”.
He would bring the competition in, show them around, so they would like us and know we mean them no harm.
He would have unlimited stock offerings, diluting the shares to worthless pieces of paper.
He would count the new hires at customers and vendors as jobs “HE” created.
He would remove all signs and stop all advertising so we don’t seem like braggadocios cowboys.
He would turn over a key territory to your biggest competitor as a sign of goodwill.
He would cancel certain patents and trademark rights you held, you know, to be fair.
He would change your invoice terms to 0% 10, net 365.
He would announce that we are no longer the lone supplier of your product, please go somewhere else, so do not rely on us.
He would visit your customers and apologize for taking advantage them in the past.
He would turn over the writing of a new policy manual to a stupid, vapid, lemir-eyed dunce of a woman.
Please add some of your own below. Please use the same format. I will eliminate duplications.